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How To Identify A Wife Material by Joro Olumofin

1⃣ She attends church every Sunday and also mid week service

2⃣ Selflessness ( Offers to pay the bills on a date, pays her own transport fare)

3⃣ She must be a virgin or at least have 2 body counts

4⃣ Luxury Lifestyle is secondary not primary to her

5⃣ She should be able to pray for a least 45 minutes straight and fasts at least 3 times a month

6⃣ She has remedy for your flaws ( smoking, drinking)

7⃣ Any lady who doesn't care if you live on the mainland or island ( she loves you in Egbada, Mowe, ibafo)

8⃣ She is not suffering from aso Ebi syndrome I.e ( she can do without buying aso Ebi for 5 months )

9⃣ Social media followership / Validation means nothing to her 🔟 She spends 65% of her time indoors (Not every Friday / Saturday / : Quilox, Sip)

1⃣1⃣ She doesn't demand a table when she goes to club ( she is willing to stand by the bar with her man and drink "red bull")

1⃣2⃣ She doesn't mind if your car has AC or not

1⃣3⃣She is willing to fly economic class

1⃣4⃣ She doesn't have to do an A list wedding.. (She is content with a budget wedding)

1⃣5⃣ Family means a lot to her

1⃣6⃣ She doesn't abuse alcohol and or any other substances and she doesn't have more than 1 tattoo

1⃣7⃣ She doesn't have more than 2 phones

1⃣8⃣ She doesn't care about the color of your passport

1⃣9⃣ She is not tribalistic ( Love is love to her )

2⃣0⃣ She must know how to make at least 10 of these Nigerian dishes ( Ofe nsala, gbegiri, efo riro,      edikaikong,banga and starch)

2⃣1⃣ She has not been involved in any social media drama

2⃣2⃣ She should never expose nudes or send nudes on social media , twerking, sex tape)

2⃣3⃣ She should not have more than 10000 followers if she's not a celebrity or stylist, makeup artist.

2⃣5⃣ She should have at an Hnd, Bsc or a vocational skill ( makeup, cooking ) *NO LIABILITY*

2⃣6⃣ She won't have sex on the first date

2⃣7⃣ If you're dating she should call your mom at least once a week

2⃣8⃣ She must have "daughter / father" relationship with her dad if her father is still in the picture

2⃣9⃣  She should not have professional makeup done at every outing ( cinema : professional makeup ??)

Share your thoughts in the comment section below. 

Each to their own. I think everyone know want they want in a wife. Good luck finding yours. 

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